Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com™
The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Enjoy!
Advice
Don’t Fart and Waste It, Burp and Taste It!
Why would you waste it on a fart, one that smells and makes everyone look at you funny, when you can burp and have all the flavours!
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Anti-Joke
Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?
Because it was in a butthole.
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Book
How to Wipe My Butt
Don’t, just don’t. Toilet paper is expensive anyways. The poop can stay; it’s just chilling anyways. C’mon, this is basically a vacation for it.
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Disease
Fartamonia
Makes you fart but smells one hundred times worse than moldy cheese, and the smell of one fart spreads across the world instantly, and you fart once every nanosecond, and whoever smells it gets the disease.
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Phobia
Poolidophobia
The fear of pooping and then discovering you forgot to open the lid of your toilet.
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Place
Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way
She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!
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Product
Fart Smart
This product allows you to fart into either a box or a tube connected to a portable toilet so no one can smell your fart.
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Question
If You Stand Upside-down, Can You Poop and Throw Up at the Same Time?
In my experience you can.
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Quote
“Here I sit broken hearted. I tried to poop, but only farted, then later on, I took a chance, tried to fart, and pooped my pants.”
―Random Dude
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Thing to Do
Make People Clean Toilets with Poop
Make your hand into a toilet, and make people put their finger in and swish it around, and at the end reveal to them your hand was a toilet. Also, you can go to the toilet and not wash your hands for a more realistic effect.
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