Poopy M^c̱Butt

Advice

Important Public Information: Eat Poop or You Will Have a Very Unhealthy Diet

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Animal

Poopasaurus Rex

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Anti-Joke

Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?

Because it was in a butthole.

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Book

How to Wipe My Butt

Don’t, just don’t. Toilet paper is expensive anyways. The poop can stay; it’s just chilling anyways. C’mon, this is basically a vacation for it.

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Item of Clothing

Poop Dress

This dress is very poopy.

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Dance

The Squart

Just squat and fart.

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Disease

When Your Fart Makes the Whole World Get a Disease

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Drink

Poop Juice

Juice that helps you poop.

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Euphemism

Nose Diarrhea

Also know as snot.

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Food

Organic Chocolate

Fresh from the dog’s anus.

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Instrument

Your Bum

Wait until the right moment to play this instrument.

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Insult

You Smell Like Doo

Please shower.

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Job

The Hero Who Flushed the Toilet

Because it was his doodie.

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Movie

Avengers: Age of My Butt

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Name

Santa Poop

Santa is pooping.

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Nickname

Miss Fartsalot

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Observation

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans.

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Person

The Bootyhole Troll

Watch out or the Bootyhole Troll will dig in your hole!

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Phobia

Poolidophobia

The fear of pooping and then discovering you forgot to open the lid of your toilet.

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Phrase

There’s Poop in My Soup

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Place

Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way

She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!

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Product

Fart Smart

This product allows you to fart into either a box or a tube connected to a portable toilet so no one can smell your fart.

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Question

If You Stand Upside-down, Can You Poop and Throw Up at the Same Time?

In my experience you can.

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Quote

“Fart.”

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Saying

With Great Farts Comes Great Stink

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Song

It’s Raining Poop

It’s raining tacos, but when you say “tacos,” you poop.

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TV Show

How to Make Poop

Add a sausage, make it brown, and boom, you have poop.

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Tattoo

Monkey on Your Stomach with It’s Butthole on Your Bellybutton

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Thing

Poop Puzzle

It tastes like poop and is done with fart spray, but is chocolate.

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Thing to Do

Turn into a Poop and Get out of Some Dude’s Butt

Poooooooooop.

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Toy

Toilet

A toilet so your kid doesn’t poop on your face! Fun and educational.

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Word

Peepeepoopoo

A funny word used to make anyone laugh in any situation.

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