Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from InherentlyFunny.com™
The website Inherently Funny has received over 50,000 submissions.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Enjoy!
Animal
The Poopy Dog
Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.
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Anti-Joke
Why Could the Toilet Paper Not Cross the Road?
Because it was in a butthole.
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Book
How to Wipe My Butt
Don’t, just don’t. Toilet paper is expensive anyways. The poop can stay; it’s just chilling anyways. C’mon, this is basically a vacation for it.
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Instrument
The Butt Flat Butthorn
The loudest instrument ever, with dual horns shaped just like a butt. Eat the beans in the instrument case, then put the buttpiece to your butt. Relax and press the valves, and you will play beautiful music. (Do this in the changing room, please.)
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Job
Porta Potty Cleaner
They get your nasty poops out of the thing and try to get out the pee stains and cigarette burns but inevitably make it worse.
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Phobia
Poolidophobia
The fear of pooping and then discovering you forgot to open the lid of your toilet.
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Place
Ur-Anus, Solar System, Milky Way
She tripped on a meteor and fell down. Now she is constantly tooting. Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, oops, I tripped!
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Product
Fart Smart
This product allows you to fart into either a box or a tube connected to a portable toilet so no one can smell your fart.
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Question
If You Stand Upside-down, Can You Poop and Throw Up at the Same Time?
In my experience you can.
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Saying
“That’s One Small Dump for Man, One Giant Turd for Mankind”
Thanks Neil. First man on moon and the first one on Uranus.
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Thing
Reverse Toilet
A toilet that when you flush it, brings poop up to you instead of sending it away.
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